Jeff Foxworthy Does It Again

Well, here I go, painting a big ol' target on myself, but I can't help it, this made me laugh. If you are muslim and this offends you, just remember, God created humor too. If you aren't a muslim and this offends you, refer back to God creating humor. If you are an atheist and this offends you, I can't help you.

"You Might Be A Muslim If"

 Jeff Foxworthy comments on Muslims

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the  United States

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward this email.

Ray Stevens - Come To The USA

This is funny, and sad at the same time, all because it's true.




I especially like what is said at the end of the video:

"This video and song are dedicated to the hard-working  American citizens who were born in other countries and and chose to "Come to the U.S.A." the right way!"

Obama's Stash

It's so sad but true, too many people in this great Nation actually THINK like this?!